'Star Wars: El despertar de la Fuerza' de J.J. Abrams (2015)

The reviews are going to be BAD. Everyone was disappointed (except the little kids)
About a 3.5/10. Special effects and costumes are awesome. But the acting is fucking dreadful...and (SPOILER ALERT) there is a Huttese Jedi. A slithering worm Jedi with light saber. NO JOKE.
Luke Skywalker is an old Jedi Leader who is all mopey and whiny because the force is lacking "balance" and he thinks he has to become the dark side
The whole time he's thinking this, some kind of uprising is brewing, with systems trying to get out from under JEdi control, as the Jedi have become governors of the systems that were once under the Empire
Princess Leia finds out what Luke is thinking and there's long, boring scenes of her trying to talk him out of clamping down on the new rebellion because "Good doesn't need to be balanced with evil."
This black dude, who was part of a new batch of non-clone troopers, crashes on Tatooine and ends up meeting Luke Skywalker
PREPARE TO VOMIT--the black dude snaps Luke out of his thinking about becoming the new dark side guy and Luke begins to train him because "Kylo" is naturally gifted with the Force
Kylo and Princess Leia's daughter or something team up to put down the worst violent elements of teh uprising and the Jedi negotiate with the separatists to stop the war before it begins
There is no romance between the black guy and the Princess

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1. Luke just seems to be on Tatooine because he's depressed about the "lack of balance" in the Force. I'm not sure, but it looks like he was staying in Obi-Wan's old hut or whatever. He's shown as mopey and dark.
2. There are Jedi in the movie almost from the beginning. I guess it's implied that Luke has re-instated the Jedi or something. I didn't really think about it, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT STAR WARS.
3. I don't know if teh Jedi are running the Republic. I don't know what the Republic is. They show Jedi--including a Hutt Jedi--trying to keep rebels and crowds of angry "systems" calm.
4. Leia doesn't seem to be a Jedi, but she is shown in one long scene talking to Luke about how he doesn't have to find a way to bring balance back to the force through re-instating the Dark Side. She says that good doesn't need evil for balance.
5. There's no Empire, but there's an angry guy in a mask who seems to want to copy off Darth Vader, but he isn't a Jedi or one of the bad jedis, even though he uses the force. He's the one stirring up the rebellion against the Jedi and their peacekeeper troops, who are dressed exactly like stormtroopers.
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Han dies after the new Skywalker girl helps him and Chewbocca find his spaceship that had been stolen after they blew up the death star at the end of Return of the Jedi.