Omegle, habla con algún extranjero random

duendeRX #541 Oct '09

Mi primer aporte:

Stranger: Hello
You: WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Segundo intento:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyç
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothingç
You: youç?
You: where are you fromç?
Stranger: Sweden.
You: swedenç?
Stranger: Yeah
You: i like ikeaç
Stranger: I bet you do
Stranger: What do u know about sweden?
You: ikeaç
You: and blondesç
You: and ibraç
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: whats up with the ç ?
You: what do you know about spainç?
You: what çç?
Stranger: Spain
Stranger: I've been there 11 or 10 times
Stranger: So I know a lot
You: whereç?
Stranger: de donde eres?
Stranger: de españana?
You: de espayerç
Stranger: ??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

osk1 #542 Oct '09 Inocente

WAT!?!!?

Stranger: you and me
Stranger: baby aint
Stranger: nothing but mammals
Stranger: so lets do it
Stranger: like they do on the discovery channel

otra xDDD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: ********* rape u ass!!
Stranger: 你就是个神经病
Stranger: 白痴
You: oh, awesome
You: when, who do u feel eating dogs??
You: taste good ?
Stranger: 不是people的死people 滚吧
You: ppl ppl ppl ppl
Stranger: 你身后有个鬼
You: its ur mon
Stranger: 吓死你
Stranger: 你就给中国人丢脸吧
You: u are a plage, as rats
You: in all of places
You: stop fucking as a rabbits
You: god damm!
Stranger: 以其人之道还治其人之身
Stranger: a rabbits?
You:
兔

Segunda parte del chino:

Stranger: a 应该接单数，加了s就是复数了……
You: do u know wat means "fuck as rabbits" ???
Stranger: 不知道 也不想知道 你也只能会一些这样的东西了
Stranger: 你嘴里说的估计不是什么好话
Stranger: 什么嘴里吐不出什么牙
Stranger: 还有那个什么 damm 貌似拼错了吧 还是学习学习再来吧
Stranger: 你三本文化吧 就不要在这里了
Stranger: 反正不管你几本文化 你就是不太行的那种
Stranger: 学业不成 事业不成 感情估计也不成
You: do u believe what that shit cares me????
You: AJJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
You: lolitrolu
Stranger: 你写的我反正看不懂 我写的你能看得懂吧 这就行了
You: its ur problem, and ist ur mother fault. She no tell u about school! poor chinese.
You: LET'S GO WORK RICE

p.d: lo siento, mi ingles escrito es mediocre xDDD

KickGold #543 Oct '09 El señor ese de HLTV

#542

Mediocre? Joder, tú no tienes abuela.

osk1 #544 Oct '09 Inocente

joder, tan malo es? AJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA

PeTu #545 Oct '09 Le Connoisseur

#490 "You: Ya estbas con el pene en la mano"

¬¬

hamai #546 Oct '09 :psyduck:

Sin lol

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey ! I'm a boy who'd like to be dressed as a girl, wanna Roleplay ?
You: oh yes!
Stranger: asl ?
You: 24
You: female
Stranger: gender ?
Stranger: seriously ? :o
You: madrid, spain
Stranger: buenos dias :p
Stranger: 19m belgium
You: Speak spanish?
Stranger: not really :x
Stranger: i'm a beginer
You: Ok
You: if you dont speak spanish good bye
Stranger: i'm learning it right now
You: When you learn
Stranger: can't you speak in english ?
You: search me in adultfriendfinder
You: Sariitah22
You: See later!
Stranger: AAAAAArg
You have disconnected.

Envi #547 Oct '09

#546 ROFLMAOOOOO hahahahha

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dawhol #548 Oct '09

Tengo la puta mala suerte que siempre me toca hablar con el mismo, un tal Stranger

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Groove #549 Oct '09

#548

0detua #550 Nov '09

jajaja quién ha sido?!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you cant
Stranger: hey ill send u a pic of me hold on
You: mmm
You: haha
You: why?
Stranger: http://www.freewebs.com/mister_a/Brian%20Peppers%20Christmas!.jpg
Stranger: cuz im hot
You: peppers
You: christmas
You: what the hell is that
Stranger: me
You: ajajajajajajja
You: mv?
Stranger: lol wat
Stranger: lolwat
Stranger: lolwat
You: watlol
Stranger: lolwat
Stranger: .....
You: trol
You: cerda
Stranger: niggerzzzzzzzzz

-Orb- #551 Nov '09

no conocia esta pagina ...

Stranger: hey
You: lo
Stranger: can you explain something for me
You: what do u want know
Stranger: someone earlier asked me to masterbate but he didn't tell me what it was or how to do it so can you tell me what is masterbate and how do i do it
You: get a gun and shot in ur head
You: that's it
You: (sarcasm on)
Stranger: oh sarcasm
You: ¬¬

Es una gilipollez pero bueno xD

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DecodeD #552 Nov '09

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sorry, i dont talk to strangers
You have disconnected.

mi mama dice que no debo de hablar con extraños

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XyR10N #553 Nov '09 2D

#552 wins

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[Borrado] #554 Nov '09

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:
Stranger: Hi
You: i talk with my penis
You: lrhadjhlksahd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ivlas #555 Nov '09

Hahahah lo que me he podido reir, ahi va:

Stranger: Hi
You: oh no
You: wait
You: youre a stranger, mom said dont talk to strangers...
You: oh shit...
You: what have i done...
Stranger: wait, i thought you where the stranger
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhh
You: what?
You: youre wrong!
You: im not a stranger!
You: its just me
You: what the hell is wrong in your head?
Stranger: just about everything
You:
You: ok, ill tell you where im from if you...
You: gives me ... a donut, im hungry
Stranger: sorry, i dont have eney
You: a turtle may be?
Stranger: non of them
You: do you have turtles? or...
Stranger: nop
You: are you poor? tell me the truth, youre stealing neighbour's wifi!
Stranger: no, im at home
You: can you borrow me your home? and then ill tell you where im from!
Stranger: sorry no
You:
You: i dont like you, stranger...the other stranger was better, she gave me an elephant...
Stranger: cool well i dont have an elephant but i do have 4 kittens
Stranger: and a cat/mouse
You: ey! send me a kitten! i like them! they taste like hot dogs!!
You: a cat/mouse? what is that? a mutant?
Stranger: yeah, well here u go a KITTENS
You: can they fly? in amsterdam they do...
You: with marihuana
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cierro ventana xD

Wasd #556 Nov '09

Stranger: I am a 45 year old man looking for a nice sweaty young boy, Are you one?
You: yeah im a sweaty young boy
You:
Stranger: Are you, ready
You: mmm i think both are here to fuck little boys...
You: so i think we will bored
Stranger: We could fuck each other
You: mmmm
You: just people?
You: what about animals?
You: :p
Stranger: mmmm, I only co for dogs and manatees
You: mmmm
You: horses are better
You: hahaha
Stranger: Well fuck you, right in the anal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

orio #557 Nov '09

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD

ramaGZ #558 Feb '10

La conversación más paranoica de mi vida.

Título: Dinámica social: cómo mantener una conversación de mierda con una canadiense

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Canadiense: Hello.
ramaGZ: Hello.
Canadiense: How are you?
ramaGZ: How am I?
ramaGZ: (answering a question with another question... typical spanish)
Canadiense: Haha yep
Canadiense: Yes, how are you?
ramaGZ: yes, that's what i'm asking you: how am i?
Canadiense: I do not know , how ARE you?
ramaGZ: be... or not to be...
Canadiense: THAT is the question
ramaGZ: yes, and THAT question is: how AM I?
Canadiense: You tell me.
ramaGZ: ok good
ramaGZ: i mean, good
ramaGZ: fine
ramaGZ: o.k.
Canadiense: Do you always take this long to answer questions?
ramaGZ: mmm
ramaGZ: yes
Canadiense: Haha uh oh
ramaGZ: i'm studying social dynamics
ramaGZ: and you're my little experiment
Canadiense: That's really cool.
ramaGZ: you're ok with that?
Canadiense: You are in university then?
Canadiense: Ya I'm fine with it, I was pretty much a science test subjecy as a child.
Canadiense: Go ahead.
ramaGZ: oh really? what kind of test?
Canadiense: I had a whole crap load of bone marrow, blood, stem cells, skin etc. taken out of me.
ramaGZ: /b/?
Canadiense: First tested to see if all those were ok, then used.
Canadiense: What does /b/ mean?
ramaGZ: nothing
ramaGZ: imagine... imagine i don't believe all this crap you're telling me
ramaGZ: i can think: he/she has a lot of imagination or...
Canadiense: Why should you believe a stranger? Someone you dont know.
Canadiense: The fact is, my sister was really sick.
ramaGZ: exactly
ramaGZ: i can't have any proof of that
Canadiense: Then
ramaGZ: and that's the point: do you have any?
Canadiense: choose not to believe me
Canadiense: go ahead
Canadiense: I dont care
ramaGZ: WHAT is believe in something?
ramaGZ: have you ever seen a penguin?
Canadiense: thinking that its true
Canadiense: I saw a few penguins at the zoo
ramaGZ: ok
ramaGZ: have you ever seen God?
ramaGZ: i know, god is a concept
Canadiense: No, I have never seen God.
Canadiense: But I believe he is real.
ramaGZ: he?
ramaGZ: she?
ramaGZ: it?
ramaGZ: who knows
Canadiense: He.
Canadiense: and She
Canadiense: Pretty much both and neithee
Canadiense: neither*
ramaGZ: pretty much both and neither? that's a psico-sentence and it means nothing at all
ramaGZ: God is hope
ramaGZ: God is a concept living in everyone, to take care of your life
Canadiense: Ok this conversation is pissing me off.
ramaGZ: me tto
ramaGZ: too**
ramaGZ: but, imagine that it isn't
Canadiense: Than I do not want to be a test subject
Canadiense: not any more
ramaGZ: ok
ramaGZ: let's have a regular omegle conversation
ramaGZ: HI!
Canadiense: Hello.
ramaGZ: ASL?
Canadiense: 20 female Canada.
Canadiense: You?
ramaGZ: 20 male spain
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Supongo que se desconectó para seguirme el juego de mantener una conversación normal por Omegle

cuico #559 Feb '10

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[Borrado] #560 Feb '10

#558 Pedante y sin gracia FTW

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Sh1n0d4 #561 Feb '10

Parece que no conoce España ... JAJAJAJAJA

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: hey
You: where are u from?
Stranger: us, u f/m?
You: Zapatero's Country XDDDD
Your conversational partner has disconnected

calico #562 Feb '10

http://yfrog.com/12unnegroseguroj

le iva a decir que si era un negro al pedirme un dolar ke putada ke me halla cortao la conver

edit: oh dios mio esto es super divertido

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XyR10N #563 Feb '10 2D

esto es una locura.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi , where re u from?
You: antigua y barbuda
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Intrak #564 Feb '10 Inocente

Stranger: im a horny sexy blonde female looking to talk sexy on here... u wanna?
You: es
You: yes
Stranger: k baby how big is your cock??
You: very big
Stranger: i want you to go first and talk so sexy that you make yourself hard... i want you to help me masterbate... ok?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xDD

No nos quieren, es cierto

You: fñjasklhñfasñfj
You: wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: www.mediavida.com
Stranger: fuck u bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: don't say asl!
You: asl
You: xDDD
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Que asco de gente no??

You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: !
Stranger: Knock knock?
You: knock knock knockin on heavens door
You: ...
Stranger: ummm.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ght #565 Abr '10

Madre mia, lo guarra que es xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

spoiler

You: hi im M 18 Spain , search girl with msn!!
Stranger: no msn, but we can have fun in omegle
Stranger: en espanol
Stranger: no te vayas
You: eres tio?
Stranger: soy mujer
Stranger: 17 años
You: tienes msn?
Stranger: no
Stranger:
You: facebook
Stranger: no
Stranger: no tengo
You:
Stranger: pero podemos tener un poco de diversion aqui
You: donde vives?
Stranger: argentina
You: quiero alguna foto tuya
Stranger: pero no tengo
You: te gusta follar?
Stranger: follar?
Stranger: follar as in what?
You: sexo?
Stranger: oh si
Stranger: me gusta
You: tienes novio?
Stranger: no
Stranger: tu?
You: no
You: chupas pollas?
You: guarrita :$?
Stranger: si
You: y lo haces por el culo?
Stranger: claro
Stranger: por donde sea papi
You: ponme cachondo
Stranger: empieza tu a hablar de lo que quieres y to sigo
Stranger: y t pongo cachondo
You: que estamos en una casa solos
You: y yo te quito la ropa
You: y te como la boca
You: ( me estoy aciendo una paja)
Stranger: te quito tu ropa
You: ponme a 100 :$
Stranger: y te llevo directo a la cama
Stranger: y te acuestas en forma de X
Stranger: y te amarro de los brazo y las piernas
Stranger: ahora sos todo mio papi
You: y que me aces :$?
Stranger: agarro whipped cream y te hecho sobe todo el cuerpo
Stranger: te empiezo a comer
Stranger: empezando por la boca
Stranger: luego bajando al cuello
Stranger: embbarandome de whipped cream
Stranger: te beso apasionadamente el cuello
Stranger: y sigo bajando
Stranger: y te chupo tdo el pecho
Stranger: i suck on ur nipples babe
Stranger: mientras hago esto
Stranger: bajo mi mano y la pongo sobre tu pene
Stranger: y lo empiiezo a sobar
Stranger: luego sigo bajando
Stranger: llego al hombligo
Stranger: pero bajo mas
Stranger: y empiezo a jugar con tu pene en mi boca
Stranger: a morderlo
You: dioos
Stranger: a chuparlo
You: me pones
You: sige
You: sige
Stranger: luego me monto sobre ti papi
Stranger: y mientras yo te chupo el pene
Stranger: tu me chupas mi vagina
Stranger: y juegas con tu lenua dentro de mi
You: te la como entera
You: todo
Stranger: luego te desamarro
Stranger: para que tu tomes el control
Stranger: y hagas lo que quieras conmigo
You: ariamoos un 69
You: luego te pondria a lo perrito
You: y te daria por el coño
You: hasta el fondo
You: sin parar
You: hasta que te corras
You: luego te levantare las piernas
Stranger: uuy papi
You: y te la metere
Stranger: rricooo
You: dime mas cosas
You: me quiero correr
Stranger: luego
You: dime las cosas mas guarras que puedas
Stranger: te jalo hacia la ducha
Stranger: y enciendo el agua caliente y con humo
Stranger: y ahite tiro al suelo
Stranger: y empezamos a jugar
Stranger: y a besarnos apasionadamente
Stranger: mientras tu me chupas las chices
Stranger: chiches*
Stranger: yo te muerdo y chupo las orejas
Stranger: hasta dejartelas rojitas
You: si me pasas una foto tuya
You: me corro viendola
Stranger: no tengo foto
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: seguimos?
You: claro
You: estoy pff
You: apunto
You: yo te toco el clitoris
You: te meto los dedoooos
You: te doy besos en el cuello
Stranger: uyyy, si vieras que mojada estoy
You: si vieras lo duro que estoy
You: dime cosas guarras pero cachondas de verdad
Stranger: a verrr
Stranger: seguimos en la ducha
Stranger: y mi poncgo en posicion de gatear
Stranger: y tu te me pones por detras
Stranger: y me empiezas a apretar y sbar las chiches
Stranger: luego poco te doy la vuelta
Stranger: y quedas acostado viendo hacia arriba
Stranger: el agua cae en nostros
Stranger: luego
Stranger: slaimos de la ducha
Stranger: de nuevo a la cocina
Stranger: ahi
Stranger: te siento sobre la mesa
Stranger: y abres las piernas
Stranger: yo me inco frente a tu pene
Stranger: y me lo meto a la boca
Stranger: apretandolo, mordiendolo
Stranger: chupandolo apasionadamente
Stranger: tu no te resistes y me levantas
Stranger: me cargas
Stranger: y me acuestas sobre la mesa
Stranger: sacas chocolate liquido
Stranger: y me lo hechas sobre todo el cuerrpoo
Stranger: despues te arrepientes y me pones en el piso
Stranger: para poder revolcarnos
Stranger: y chuparnos todo el chocolate
Stranger: hacemos un 69
Stranger: con muchas ganas papi
Stranger: que riico
Stranger: luego tu tomas el mando
You: uff
Stranger: y tu que me haces papi?
You: puues,
You: postearlo en mediavida
Stranger: que?
Stranger: mediavida?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SnighT #566 Abr '10

jajajjajaja que bueno ese y tu que haces? postearlo en mediavida jajajaja por cierto uno de por arriba no recuero el numero le han soltado una cancion de blood hang o algo asi se llama no recuerod de you and me baby aint nothing..... xD

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H34DsH00T3R #567 Abr '10

#565 Qué bueno xdd