Chuck Norris y Dota!

Aqui os dejo una pequeña recopilación de logros de nuestro amado Chuck Norris en el dota:

1. Chuck Norris can walk on Fissure.
2. Chuck Norris absorbs Finger of Death and shoots it out through his big toe.
3. Chuck Norris has a 100 % chance for multicast. With Aghanims its 200 %.
4. Chuck Norris can stop Reincarnation by ripping the cross out of the ground and snapping it in half.
5. Chuck Norris doesn't have Doom. He has Death!!
6. Chuck Norris makes his own Sentry wards out of grass, twigs, and index fingers. They have 12000 sight and can see into the next game.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Pudge has three arms.
8. Chuck Norris is the reason why Leshracs Soul is so Tormented.
9. Chuck Norris is neither Hero, Creep nor Ancient.
10. When Chuck Norris uses BKB he stays the same.
11. Attacking a unit with Frost Armor makes Chuck Norris move faster.
12. Chuck Norris can use Helm of the dominator on Enemy Heros
13. Chuck Norris doesn't visit the Secret Shop. The Secret Shop comes to him.
14. Chuck Norris comes with a Dagon 50 every game.
15. Chuck Norris can catch Tinkers Missiles and throw them back.
16. Chuck Norris gives Atropos Nightmares.
17. Chuck Norris can outrun Deathpulse and make it hit Necrolyte instead.
18. Chuck Norris can re-use Consumables.
19. Chuck Norris doesn't Timewalk. He is already there.
20. Chuck Norris is NOT an orb effect
21. Chuck Norris' power treads stack with boots of travel.
22. Chuck Norris can dominate Roshan.
23. Chuck Norris made Tiny tiny.
24. Backdooring was outlawed after Chuck Norris repeatedly destroyed opponents healing fountains.
25. In older versions of DotA, Chuck Norris farmed wood.
26. Chuck Norris can break heroes bones, permanently slowing them and reducing their attack speed.
27. All images run away from Chuck Norris.
28. Invisibility stacks on Chuck Norris.
29. Chuck Norris demanded that he be a hero in DotA. Icefrog turned him down, meaning that if Norris became a hero, its power would constantly cause the game to crash due to the overload. Icefrog is the only living creature who lived to tell the tale of the day he talked back at Chuck Norris.
30. 6 divine rapiers gives you the Chuck Norris Orb.
31. Buriza is the name of Chuck Norris' hamster.
32. Chuck Norris gangs alone.
33. A public player who once called Chuck Norris a n00b was found dead the next morning, his screen had smashed his face in.
34. Chuck Norris is immune to your banlist.
35. Chuck Norris has 7 slots.
36. Chuck Norris shops in the opponents base.
37. Chuck Norris doesn't need WTF mode.
38. Chuck Norris is safelisted everywhere automatically, bots do not wish to make enemies with him.
39. Chuck Norris' refresher orbs refresh themselves.
40. If you leave Chuck Norris' game, you won't play DotA... ever again.
41. Chuck Norris can win DotA alone, without picking a hero
42. Chuck Norris can posess enemy's courier without them knowing. range is set to total map.
43. Chuck Norris can alternate his collision size, from lane blocking to zero collision.
44. Treant's forest watcher eye's will shut down at the sight of chuck norris. Weaver's shade's will turn visible due to fear! Wards are said to change position and hide in forests.
45. Chuck Norris once threw his sacred relic away. It's damage bonus was not enough.
46. Chuck Norris is the only one permitted to use godmode, as there is no known command to make him vulnerable!
47. Ultimate orb turns blue when in chuck norris' hands.
48. Chuck Norris can manipulate blinkdaggers, being able to reverse enemies blinkdirection. This way he doesn't need to chase down or throw trees as enemies will pop up right next to him.
49. Ironwood branch gives +100 stats to him. They also stack in his inventory to a total amount of unknown size.
50. Chuck Norris' blademails will work on ranged opponents to.
51. Chuck Norris can autospawn power ups.
52. Chuck Norris can hit tree/throne without killig towers.
53. Chuck Norris gets gold from each dying creep, even without last-hitting them.
54. Chuck Norris' splash damage effects the whole map, thats why he always has a team kill when creeping gnolls in the jungle.
55. Chuck Norris' bottle is always full.
56. If cast on Chuck Norris, rhasta's ulti-wards attack rhasta for being blasphemic.
57. Chuck Norris' inhuman powers drop on death, giving the player who picks 'em up a permanent aegis aura. Too bad he never dies... ever.
58. Chuck Norris' Tangos dont eat trees, they eat woods.
59. Chuck Norris can't use the Necronomicons, they would run away in fear!
60. Chuck Norris can deflect a Laguna Blade on an enemy with his fist!
61. Someone maphacked on Chuck Norris. His body was never found.
62. Chuck Norris can dodge assassinate!
63. Putting a Blink Dagger on Chuck Norris is like putting wheels on a bullet.
64. Chuck Norris has a 1-hour Chronosphere with 12000 AOE.
65. Chuck Norris leeches with spell damage.
66. Chuck Norris base MS ist 521.
67. Chuck Norris has a blink with 0 sec cd and 12000 range.
68. Illusions of Chuck Norris deal 100% dam.
69. Chuck Norris can pick a hero in -ar mode.
70. Chuck Norris gains gold if the fountain kills a creep.
71. Chuck Norris gains +50 to all stats every lvlup.
72. Chuck Norris hates Rikmaru. If he manages to get to lvl 6 before Chuck Norris hunts him down, he has a slight chance to escape from him. Too bad Chuck Norris has truesight.
73. Chuck Norris pulls Pugde next to him if he gets hooked.
74. Every time you get double damage Chuck Norris gets triple armor.
75. Every Hit Chuck Norris does is a lasthit.
76. Chuck Norris has 100% Evasion.
77. Chuck Norris can use all Spells with one hotkey.
78. Chuck Norris gets quantity discount at the secret shop.
79. After GODLIKE only comes CHUCKLIKE with an amount of 100 kills in a row.
80. Chuck Norris doesen't need boots of travel. If he wants to be somewhere every enemy unit at that place just teleports to him.
81. If Chuck Norris types -di and hits enter Warcraft III will throw an exception anytime cause the amount of kills doesen't fit into integer value anymore.
82. Chuck Norris uses Lone Druids' bear only as Chicken.
83. Chuck Norris doesen't need Banlist. No one will leave until Chuck Norris allows him to leave - even if game is over.
84. Chuck Norris uses The Frozen Throne only as Toilet.
85. Chuck Norris kills Krobelus by showing her his ghastly face.
86. Chuck Norris oneshots Ghostface-.
87. Chuck Norris died once ! ... Yeah, of course I'm joking.
88. Chuck Norris never did a kill. You just die with honour for his name, glory, and whatever.
89. Chuck Norris doesn't listen to you, he feels whatever you think before you even thought it.
90. Chuck Norris doesn't care about the Force, Force is for low skilled people.
91. Chuck Norris is l33t.
92. Chuck Norris doesn't need Lothar's Edge ; he's already more invisible than the item could do.
93. Using Illusion rune with Chuck Norris, you just summon Jackie Chan.
94. Using Regeneration rune with Chuck Norris makes all players loose hp & mana, even friends.
95. Using Invisiblity rune with Chuck Norris makes him less invisible that he already is. Whatever, he can do everyting without loosing invisibility.
96. Using Haste rune with Chuck Norris makes him become so fast that the games just slow all players to -1337 MS.
97. Using Double Damage with Chuck Norris is fun, the only change is the light blue above his head.
98. Chuck Norris can remap the map and change the terrain just the way he wants, it's his first skill.
99. Chuck Norris has a counterspell on Darkness, he can turn day again, with a slower CD than NightStalker, it's his second skill.
100. Chuck Norris doesn't need a third skill, because he already has all spells.
101. Chuck Norris only has ultimate skills.
102. Chuck Norris can toss himself.
103. Chuck Norris can impale with his fingers.
104. When Void uses Chronosphere, Chuck Norris hits harder, better, faster & stronger while Void is just stuck into his own Chronosphere.
105. When Spectre use his ulti, Chuck Norris is duplicated on every unit of the map.
106. You can't see Chuck Norris with TrueSight ; you can nearly picture him with w00tSight, which is actually not existing...
107. Chuck Norris can't bash you ! You already bashed yourself for him.
108. Chuck Norris is not an Intel Hero. He's neither an Agi nor Strengh hero. He's not even a hero. He's just...
109. When Chuck Norris fights Morphling, he just have fun doing surf on him.
110. Chuck Norris can use Moses to make a clear path through the map. It's more useful than Spectre's dagger.
111. Chuck Norris is the only ally of Roshan, because long time ago only Roshan survived Chuck' craziness.
112. Chuck Norris can make triple kill on 2v2.
113. Chuck Norris has 1337x Critical Strike
114. Chuck Norris deals an infinite amount of damage, twice!
115. Chuck Norris returns 10.000 damage
116. Chuck Norris can use Hand of Midas on other Heroes.
117. Once Chuck Norris did -random, the game crashed because there is no hero good enough for Chuck.

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Saludos!

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