Day Labor (15 points)
Destroy all of the piñatas in the "It's All Greek to Me" level
Employee of the Month (20 points)
Kill Vernon
Pervert (10 points)
Hang around the room with Quagmire in a baby costume for 30 seconds
Wrecking Ball (20 points)
Smash your opponent into something 20 times in the "Chicken Fight!" level
Bunch of Chumps (15 points)
Survive 15 waves in Multiverse Madness
Cartoon Apocalypse (30 points)
Survive 30 waves in Multiverse Madness
Ugly Tastes Terrible (5 points)
Play poorly during the final showdown
Bird is the Word (10 points)
Taunt 5 times in a row with Peter
Big Dipper (40 points)
Earn 21 stars in Challenge mode
Little Dipper (15 points)
Earn 10 stars in Challenge mode
Teabag a D-Bag (5 points)
Taunt a dead opponent with Quagmire in Multiplayer
Grease Can't Save You Now (20 points)
Win a Capture the "Greased-Up Deaf Guy" match
Justified (40 points)
Kill 500 enemies using Brian
Stewie-nator (40 points)
Kill 500 enemies using Stewie
Bestest Infiltrator (20 points)
Win an Infiltration map
Mort Will Now Lend You Credit (30 points)
Buy everything available in the Store
There is no Cake (100 points)
Unlock all other Achievements
Head Shot (5 points)
You got your first head shot
One Shot Kills (5 points)
You've killed an enemy with one shot
Multi-Kill (15 points)
You successfully performed a multi-kill with a melee weapon
Multi-kill with a grenade (15 points)
You successfully performed a multi-kill with a grenade
First Kill (10 points)
You completed your first kill of a member of the opposing team in Multiplayer
Roadhouse (15 points)
You've meleed 3 members of the opposing team in Multiplayer
It's All Greek To Me (20 points)
You completed the "It's All Greek To Me" level
Something's Amish (20 points)
You completed the "Something's Amish" level
Handicapable (20 points)
You completed the "Handicapable" level
Pussy Whipped (20 points)
You completed the "Pussy Whipped" level
No Cheese, Please (20 points)
You completed the "No Cheese, Please" level
Long John Peter (20 points)
You completed the "Long John Peter" level
Santa's Sweatshop (20 points)
You completed the "Santa's Sweatshop" level
Chickens In Space (20 points)
You completed the "Chickens In Space" level
Chicken Fight! (20 points)
You completed the "Chicken Fight!" level
No Place Like Home (50 points)
You completed the "No Place Like Home" level
Obsessed (50 points)
You've completed all secondary objectives
We Be Clubbing (15 points)
You defeated 10 enemies with a melee weapon
Lockdown (20 points)
You've shut out the other team from scoring in Capture the Greased-Up Deaf Guy
Penny Pincher (40 points)
You've successfully collected $50,000
Mr. Unpopular (5 points)
You selected Meg as a character for a Multiplayer Match
The Cleaner (30 points)
You got a 10 kill streak in Deathmatch
Teabaggin' (15 points)
You've successfully completed a taunt 25 times
IEDead (15 points)
You've killed 60 enemies with grenades/explosives
Help From My Friends (15 points)
You used the collectible special inventory items 25 times in Story Mode
Boom Headshot (15 points)
You've killed 75 enemies with headshots
Bipolar (10 points)
You've switched between Brian and Stewie 10 times
Shut Up Meg (5 points)
You killed Meg during a Multiplayer Match
Scorched Earth (10 points)
You burned the Amish pot fields
How Do I Jump? (5 points)
You killed yourself with a grenade or satchel charge
Kings of Quahog (20 points)
You have won a Deathmatch mode (free-for-all or as a team)