You are Hstdudnn, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and nothing else. You've always lived on this farm, but your true dream is to travel to foreign lands. One day, you will leave this farm and conquer the entire world!
But not today... You must wake up. It's time to feed the animals and milk the cows.
You milk the cows.
This is a simple task for you. You've milked countless numbers of cows over the years. Each one gives you about a cup of milk, which can be used to make delicious foods, such as butter and cheese.
You drink milk.
Your belly is full. You've eaten a bowl of oatmeal and drank several cups of milk, and now you feel refreshed. You have work to do, after all.
You kill a cow.
You find a cow, easily recognizing it by its black and white color. It steps away from the herd and walks toward you, lured by the delicious smells of a farmer's barn.
You make cow armor.
You're hungry, so you decide to eat some of the cow meat you've butchered. You need more food for your trip.
You eat a cow.
You enjoy the taste of the fresh, juicy cow meat. You're hungry, but this should tide you over. You can always eat more cow later.
There's no reason to go on this journey without supplies.
You kill a merchant.
You spot a merchant walking in the opposite direction. Quickly, you rush up to him and knock him out with one punch. His body lies motionless at your feet.
You steal the cargo of the merchant.
You tie the unconscious merchant to your horse and continue on your way. The merchant is too heavy to be carried, so you need to take some of his cargo.
You grab a sword.
You grab a sword, a short sword, and a dagger from the merchant. You also take a few pieces of food.
You can't leave this poor man tied to your horse.
You untie the merchant.
You free the merchant, who is groggy.
"I'm... I'm so sorry," he says. "I had no idea you were doing that."
You kill him.
You're sick of this weak human, who can't even protect his own life. With a quick chop, you end his life.
It's been far too long since you've eaten.
"Thank you,"
You conquer the world.
You can't be bothered to wait for your horse. You walk as fast as you can. If you're going to kill the Emperor, you need to get there as fast as possible.
You kill the emperor.
You're at the gates of the Imperial Palace. The sun is setting, so it'll be pitch black soon. You take out your horse and begin galloping.
You enter the imperial palace.
You ride your horse up the steps of the palace. There's a large group of guards milling about, as well as some lit torches that create a somewhat discernible path. This must be where the procession ends.
You find the emperor.
As you approach the throne room, you see dozens of people in brightly colored clothing. These are either servants, offering support by carrying things, or guests, being entertained by whatever the Emperor has to offer.
You duel the emperor.
You draw your blade. The Emperor stands up, and the two of you stare at each other.
"Are you going to ask me to stay, so we can sort this out like civilized men?" he asks.
You reply the emperor: you are going to rule this kingdom, you am the true face of justice so your Blade It is the true determination of Justice, today you Will bring peace on this country.
"Or are you going to kill me, because that's what you've been doing since we were born? What came first, the demon or the clone?"
The Emperor backs away from you.
You say "For great Justice!"
"Or I could just kill you, and let the kingdom burn. Come on, make your choice!"
The Emperor strikes his blade, as it vibrates with incredible force.
You attack the emperor.
You swing your blade, but the Emperor's blade catches yours.
"Your sword arm is too weak, little one. You're not a warrior. I am!"
You say "Just behind you"
The Emperor laughs.
"And you think that's a shot? Ha, your blade is weak!"
He feints, and then moves in with a slash. You barely manage to jump out of the way.
You say "I am a wizard thats why im not a warrior"
"Then prove it!"
You run forward, and put all your energy into a fireball. The Emperor raises his blade to deflect the spell.
Cast the fireball right!
You cast the spell right, so it goes right through the emperor and hits a pillar. You watch as the pillar bursts into flames.
You say "See? I told you, you dont know Who i am, my true name its Fteyhjkñort the seventh herald of the great Deity Abh'Jahnm I'm blessed with unlimted power"
"Hmmm..." the Emperor seems distracted. "Your real name is what? Fteyhjkñort the seventeenth?"
The Emperor strikes his blade again, and you narrowly avoid getting cut in half.
You summon a lightning spear.
You quickly pull the reigns of your horse, sending it into a full gallop. You aim your hands upward and summon a burst of lightning.
You say "Im immortal, i Will Accept your surrender"
You hold the reigns in your hand and watch as the horse gallops toward the Emperor.
"Goodbye, my furry little prisoner!" the Emperor laughs, and he holds his hand out.
You cast a fireball against the horse.
You quickly grab the reigns and aim a fireball at the horse. It explodes into flames, and the horse screams.
"Agh!" you shout. "Im too far away to cast another one!"
You teleport near the emperor.
You quickly teleport behind the Emperor. He turns around, and you lob a fireball right at him. It engulfs his body, and he howls in pain.
"I'll take that as a no!"
You cast a meteor storm against the emperor.
You take a deep breath, as you cast a massive ball of energy against the Emperor.
You say "Surrender and you Will live"
The Emperor laughs.
"You're too weak to command my obedience. Even if I was a mere man, which I'm not," he says. "Now you will die."
You cast a mind control spell on the emperor.
You quickly send a telepathic command into the Emperor's mind. He stops moving and falls to the ground, his eyes rolled into the back of his head.
You kill the emperor.
You back away from the Emperor.
"Very well then," you say. "Take your pathetic body and go crawl into a hole, monkey."
The Emperor slowly gets up, clutching his head.
You finish him.
You raise your blade to strike, but the Emperor knocks your blade away and punches you in the face. He knocks you back into a pillar, which falls and breaks as your back cracks against it.
You say "This is not even my true form"
"Then transform!" the Emperor roars.
You roar in pain as you begin to transform. You turn into a great beast, much like the one you hunted earlier today.
You summon bahamut against the emperor.
You roar as a powerful gold and blue dragon comes out from your body. It lets out a burst of flame, melting the Emperor's sword and sending it skidding across the floor.
"Bahamut!"
You transform in your 4th form.
You roar as your true form emerges. It's almost the same height as the Emperor, but much thicker. The Emperor lets out a terrified scream as you roar, filling the room with your powerful voice.
You shout with a fus ro dah.
The Emperor grunts as he tries to scream, but you hold his mouth closed with your powerful voice. You start beating him with your great strength, breaking his bones and liquefying his flesh.
You say "You should surrender when i offered you earlier... You dumb..."
The Emperor screams and tries to speak, but he fails to do so as you continue beating him. You stop, snarling.
You say "Now it's too late"
The Emperor's screams of pain are cut off by your powerful jaws. His body is crushed, and you let out a satisfied grunt as you drag his bloody, dismembered body through the hallways.
You summon the legendary weapon, Gungnir.
You roar as a glowing sword appears in your hand. The sword is the same color as your dragon form, and shines brightly.
"No more shall the evil doer strike down the innocent."
You finish the emperor with Gungnir.
You fly up to the Emperor, and strike with Gungnir. You strike through his chest, and then you finish him off by ramming your sword through his head.
You return to your previous form.
You change back to your normal form, naked and exhausted. You stand there for a second, basking in the after glow of killing a powerful foe, before noticing that you're not in the throne room anymore.
You cast an invisibility spell.
You take a deep breath, and begin to concentrate. Slowly but surely, you begin to vanish from sight. Your flesh begins to disintegrate, and the chair you're sitting on disappears altogether.
You take a rest.
You begin to feel exhausted, and lean back. Your head touches something, and you fall through the air, as your invisibility fades away.
You drink a energy potion.
You reach the bottom of your fall, and find you're now lying on the ground. You take a deep breath, and open your eyes.
You open your eyes.
You sit up, and find yourself in a small bedroom. You get up, and notice you're now in your regular clothes.
You look around, spotting a full energy potion on a table next to the bed.
You identify the potion.
A new voice comes out of your head.
"A rare energy potion, created by a mixture of goblin and gnome science. It's name is Norse mythology."
You drink it.
You down the entire potion in one go, feeling it kick in instantly.
Suddenly, you begin to glow. Your head begins to buzz, and you start to feel really, really good.
You leave the room.
You head down the stairs. In front of you is the Emperor, leaning on a golden sword.
"Ah, you're up. Good, we have a lot to discuss."
You say "Why are you Alive?"
"Hm?" the Emperor looks confused.
"Why are you alive? You said I killed you. Either you're lying, or someone else killed you and replaced your body with a clone."
You say "I killed you with Gungnir, Who are you"
"Ah, you remember that do you? Hm, I suppose it's no surprise. You hit me with such a powerful magic spell that even as a vampire I was left with very little strength.
You say "You are a vampire?"
"Yes, I am a vampire. My name is Draven, and I serve Count Grey."
"Why was I not killed when I hit you with Gungnir?
You say "You didnt hit me"
The Emperor laughs, and holds his stomach.
You say "Why you didnt surrender im an ancient god"
The Emperor grins, and beckons you closer.
"I surrender."
You take a step forward, ready to kill.
"Ha! You must be kidding me!"
You say "Im not going to kill you, but i Accept your surrender"
The Emperor laughs.
"Why would I do that? The game's just beginning!"
He raises his sword, and swings it at your head.
You teleport the emperor to the moon.
You swing your sword, but the Emperor teleports behind you. He begins to stab you repeatedly in the back, and you collapse to the ground. You feel your back explode with pain.
You release the tricky clone spell, and show him where you am.
You turn around quickly, spotting the Emperor. He begins to walk toward you.
"Quickly, before it becomes too late!"
You spot a tape on the floor, and rush over to it.
You cast light of true sun spell on him.
The Emperor screams as his skin begins to burn. He runs around the room, trying to put the fire out. You stand up, and begin to concentrate on burning him at his legs.
You cast the Seven gods White shackles on the emperor.
The Emperor screams in pain as he is held back by the powerful magic of the gods.
"Ha! You will not escape death this day, vile demon!"
You say "Tell me, why are you so annoying? Dont you see It? Im not interested in Killing you"
"Hah, what a polite fellow you are! I suppose it is due to the fact that your species has such courteous culture. You're only out for justice, and not even your own, I see."
You say "I can remove your vampire curse on you"
"Heh, you must be thinking of someone else. I'm afraid that the only being that can lift the curse from me is me."
"Hmm, I see. You are planning to kill the Emperor."
You say "Im ancient that every vampire i know the spell which transformed the first human on a vampire"
"Hmm, do you know where the Emperor is?"
"Well, if we are going to be talking the hypotheticals, yes I do."
"Oh, please tell me you're joking.
You dispell the vampire curse on the emperor.
"I don't think that's a good idea."
"Oh."
You say "You are now human again"
The Emperor grins, and takes a deep breath.
"I see you have finished your little quest. Tis a shame, you were not a bad fellow. The crusade will go on without you."
The Emperor sighs, and beckons you to follow him.