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www.bash.org quizás xD
Dejo una que he comentado hoy mismo con OleMoudi que me hizo llorar de risa:
<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
<kumaro> i got home for a terrible day at work so i decided to take a quick shower.
<kumaro> so i got in, took my clothes off and turned the shower on
<kumaro> like usual, i danced around and made a mohawk with my hair
<kumaro> it was going great until i let out a big rip
<kumaro> man, it was horrible
<kumaro> im not even kidding
<kumaro> i coulndt take the smell so i was held my breath
<kumaro> after maybe 40 secs, i gasped for air not realizing the shower was still on
<kumaro> so i inhaled a lot of water right
<kumaro> i was coughing like crazy then BAM!
<kumaro> i slipped on the shampoo bottle and hit my head on the side of the bathtub and i was knocked out cold
<kumaro> to make a long story short, i woke up 40 mins later naked with my mom slapping me in the face telling me to wake up.
<dvo> wow, that sounds really kinky
<kumaro> talk about a horrible day
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<B> i went downtown for halloween and we saw a midget
<B> and this guy was like "THAT COSTUME IS AWESOME"
<B> oh it was horrible but everyone laughed
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dios q serio xD
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
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<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
- YuFFie ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
- YuFFie ([email protected]) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
OWNED
Windows 98 < 3
#10 Esa me ha matado xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<MrAnthrope> Uhg. My graphics card keeps crashing.
<knoeki> you obviously have a drunk driver
jkajajajaj xD
#6 lo he contado en el otro post...
centremonos en el tema o que cierren el thread, que ya tengo lo que quería xD
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa quedan 3 minutos para mi cumpleaños...
Pd: Que no va con el tema? Pues menos mal que no abro un hilo para decir como cojones lo voy a celebrar.. ¬¬
<XaSer> what's the word for NOT independent? unindependent?
<travly> yeah
<XaSer> thanks!
<travly> no problem, really =)
I'm so gangsta I hold my laptopt sideways when I post flames.
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
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<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday
<rickMD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays
<two-c00l> eminem is not gay!
<rickMD> yes he is
<two-c00l> prove it
<rickMD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week
<two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays?
<rickMD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i could prove it to you
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
... xDDD
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
con esta si q m parti la caja xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder!@.
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
db
<B> how u make that inverted b?
<B> wait
<B> never mind
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