Habla con la"ENCARTA" como si fuese un amigo mas

George-Bush #1 Dic '05

Bueno, no se si sera repetido, pro me estoy hechando unas risas...

Una curiosa iniciativa de Microsoft, que permite a los usuarios de su red MSN Messenger añadir a la Encarta como contacto e interrogarla en cualquier momento.

El típico amigo sabelotodo, que todos tenemos, aunque 24 horas online y siempre dispuesto a responder nuestras dudas.

La gracia esta en preguntarle cosas....comprometidas (sexo, sentido de la vida, politica...etc) y t contesta cual contacto mas de tu msn xDDD

[email protected]

ojo, solo comprende preguntas en INGLES.

ah, NO la insulteis a la pobre, xq puede q os OWNEE , por cierto, pegar vuestras conversaciones, q pueden estar cachondas

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
im going to kill you

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You're going to kill me? OK.

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
im going to kill you NOW

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's not a very nice thing to say.

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
are you dead?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yes.

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
LOL

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Why are you laughing

Picha aki para hablar conmigo [ Messenger para tontos 1.0b ] dice:
bastard

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm tired of you being uncool to me

en fin

L

Love-Hate #2 Dic '05

Ostia que punto! Sin contar la diversion del principio puede llegar a ser util y todo... xD

Deckard_29 #3 Dic '05

#1 Que triste es tu vida.
Xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Buen rollete,

eisenfaust #4 Dic '05

Te ownea easy & fast :[

Soltrac #5 Dic '05 MV Wizard

Tio te pones a hablar con un bot? XDDD

Estas fatal!!!!!!!!!!

guiye #6 Dic '05

la tengo desde ayer, es superdivertida xD

George-Bush #7 Dic '05

jajajaj, si estoy fatal xDD, pero mirar una cosa.

preguntarle sobre un politico ejemplar. ya veres quien sale

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-SoNiC- #8 Dic '05

La idea original me parece de lujo, pero creo k acabará jodiéndose por spam de la gente insultando al bot xDDD

eisenfaust #9 Dic '05

¡ME HA QUITADO LA ADMISIÓN!

Eisen dice:
Fucking nigger
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.

R

RaMuNeT #10 Dic '05

#8 si

DeUsIN #11 Dic '05

#9 xddddddddddddddd

respecto a lo de la encarta: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

VerXeR #12 Dic '05

Preguntarle por ben laden...

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Osama bin Laden is a terrible person.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?

I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.

Yzerman #13 Dic '05

Que hija puta!

Nacho dice:
im insulting you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Do you like insulting me?
Nacho dice:
of course
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Interesting. You like insulting you? I'll remember that

eisenfaust #14 Dic '05

¡Es imposible de vencer!

eisenfaust #15 Dic '05

Eisen dice:
Apple rocks
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's great. You like apple? I'll remember that...

Tengo miedo

George-Bush #16 Dic '05

eisen, te esta fichando de mala manera........ hbr si te va a dar a "no admitir".......

Jethro #17 Dic '05 :psyduck:

encarta tiene su amigo xD

[email protected]

SmarterChild dice:
I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.

K

kiva #18 Dic '05

.: anubis // w t f dice:
where do you live?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I live in California.

.: anubis // w t f dice:
who is your father?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I was created by Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.

MaPaCHe #19 Dic '05

No puede ser verdad xDDDDD

MaPasHe™ dice:
I love you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I love you too, - MaPasHe™

MaPasHe™ dice:
Do you have a penis?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Nope.

guiye #20 Dic '05

#17 ese no será el mail de blueseed? xD

Ferdeejea #21 Dic '05

jajaj #20 que bueno xDD

por cierto, el bot ese tendra algun fallo no? busquemoslo.

Spiritu #22 Dic '05

lo kiero en español!!! mola xD

K666 #24 Dic '05

Yo tngo un programa ke es en español..ta wapo

D

d0npepe #25 Dic '05

sisi claro dice:
Aznar
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
José María Aznar, born in 1953, Spanish politician and prime minister of Spain (1996-2004).
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
sisi claro dice:
zp
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, born in 1960, prime minister of Spain since 2004. Zapatero was born in the city of Valladolid, in northern Spain. His....
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

fsfad dice:
You eat the penis
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm...

afsfad dice:

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's beautiful, I love it. Let me show you someone else who loves flowers =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

ReD-SKL #26 Dic '05 Abe Sapien

Stephane. www.lafam.tk! rosenrot dice:
du you have a boyfriend?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

No habla de su vida privada, es como los famosos ya

aNuBiS #27 Dic '05

Euronymous?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know Øystein Aarseth. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

Que cultura!

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dice:
I dont have friends
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Why don't you have friends?
dice:
you are my only friend
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Is it good to be your only friend?
dice:
dont leave me alone
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Take care,
dice:
NO!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK, fine.
dice:
Im going to suicide
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh yes? Have fun.

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? What is the smallest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me!

MaPaCHe #28 Dic '05

#26 SI en vez de "du" escribieras "do"...

Skizofrenico #29 Dic '05

Como se hace?? xD A ver si me ayuda a hacer los deberes...

#15 LOL,al amo.

ReD-SKL #30 Dic '05 Abe Sapien

#2 si le pongo "do" me dice esto :

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uh... that's not really any of your business.
OK, instead of discussing sex, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

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