Ordenadores: estupideces

dorno #1 Ago '07

Pagina en la que salen connversaciones un tanto graciosas. http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_os.shtml

*  My Friend: "I just installed Windows 98."
* Me: "Cool. But...it's 2001. Why not Windows 2000 or wait for XP to come out?"
* My Friend: "Oh, 98 is more easily hacked, so I want it."
* Me: "You want to get hacked?"
* My Friend: "Yes! Wouldn't you?"
* Me: "No...."
* My Friend: "When you get hacked you get a lot of money! That's a good thing!"
* Me: "???"

Enfin,xD, Algun colega vuestro, familiar, etc... os a soltado alguna cosa parecida?

iRiBaR #2 Ago '07

hola?

B

[Borrado] #3 Ago '07

Mírate bash.org, tienes idas de olla cojonudas.

http://bash.org/?top

(Si eso fíjate que hay top 100 y top 200)

It3m #4 Ago '07

yo no se ingles, aunque visto de emidio tuchi

XkratX #5 Ago '07

#3 es weniiiisimo ajajjaaj

A

aLiLoky #6 Ago '07

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

--

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Y esta es preciosa

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

darkblade60 #7 Ago '07 Cryptomeme

buif, muchisimas tengo xD

Pero en la campus party cada uno tendra su msn?

-Entonces, me vas a dar unos cuantos mhz para mi?

-Me puedes bajar una tarjeta grafica de internet?

/\ 100%reales cara a cara

Jev3 #8 Ago '07

#7 para reirse con eso hay que estar en situacion, creo yo

imcordobes #9 Ago '07

illo tas to rayado xD

DeFiNiTioN #10 Ago '07

-Me puedes bajar una tarjeta grafica de internet?

xD yo si quieres te la vendo xD.

S

SPARTIATI #11 Ago '07

-Podeis jugar en lan con red local?

Me dolio mucho

_web0_ #12 Ago '07

se creen pros poniendo textos en ingles.

-nazgul- #13 Ago '07

#6 Jajaja me imagino la segunda y no paro de reírme xD

jrn03 #14 Ago '07

ERROR
Windows no ha encontrado el dispositivo del teclado. Por favor, presione F1 para continuar

Es algo malo, pero es lo que hay...

maRc #15 Ago '07

Esta de bash.org es buenísima:

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally lost. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

O esta:

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

aldarius #16 Ago '07

Pedazo de OWNED

ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole -

<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

B

[Borrado] #17 Ago '07

#6 y #5 hay tantas... xD son geniales.

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Tuko06 #18 Ago '07

No se si va de esto, pero una vez mi padre me dijo al ver en el escritorio de su portatil de trabajo todo cabreado:

Que! Ya te has bajado el buscaminas?

Parida sin gracia mode on

PD: Es veridico y me reí

aldarius #19 Ago '07

ESTO COMO MINIMO DEBERIA APARECER EN LA WIKIPEDIA CON LA DEFINICION DE 'OWNED!!!!'

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

Tio, mi novia me ha dejado por un marica llamado Robert.
Tu no vives en Hope Mills, no?
Si, por que lo dices?
lol, simplemente me sorprende,¿su nombre era Alisson?
¡Seras HDP!

aldarius #20 Ago '07

^^^^^^^

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
 umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
 Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

ey nena que pasa?
mmm... nada?
asi que... quieres que venga para que follemos?
espera... querias hablar con mi hija?
si, sra. miller... :-/

aldarius #21 Ago '07

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

Estaba en una clasa de biologia, y la profesora dijo que el esperma tenia azucar
Y una chica pregunto que entonces porque no sabia dulce
Cuando dijo eso se puso roja como un tomate
Entonces la profesora dijo que tu notas algo dulce en la parte frontal de tu lengua, no en la parte trasera en la garganta
La chica comenzo a llorar y dejo la clase ^^

aNuBiS_PoWa #22 Ago '07

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

la de #20 XD

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

aldarius #23 Ago '07

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

Amo los chicos,¿donde estariais sin nosotras?
Todavia en el jardín del Eden zorra.

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
<DmncAtrny> and run like hell

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples ('grapa') burger king applications to failed tests

<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

esta es mitica:
<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

aNuBiS_PoWa #24 Ago '07

db
 how u make that inverted b?
 wait
 never mind

xPipOx #25 Ago '07 Hedge Knight

Dios que buenos son jajaja.

B

[Borrado] #26 Ago '07

#24 esa es BRUTAL, hay que ser gilipollas xDDD

Okodo #27 Ago '07

hola, me puedes grabar internet en un disquete plz, es para hacer un trabajo.

PD: totalmente real.

aNuBiS_PoWa #28 Ago '07

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

<Th3No0b> Me voy a convertir en el proximo Hitler
<Th3No0b> Voy a matar a todos los judios y a un payaso
<RageAgainsttheAmish> Por qué el payaso
<Th3No0b> Lo ves? nadie se preocupa por los judios
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

XDD

B

[Borrado] #29 Ago '07

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

<xterm> El problema de America es la estupidez. No digo que debería haber pena capital para la estupidez pero, ¿por qué no simplemente quitamos las etiquetas de seguridad de todas las cosas y dejamos que el problema se resuelva solo?

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

En inglés, zip = cremallera xD

< Ben174 > : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
< Ben174 > : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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aNuBiS_PoWa #30 Ago '07

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'

Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'

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<Anubis> que fraude?
<Kadmium> No has oido sobre ello?
<Anubis> no
<Kadmium> Puedes leer toda la historia en http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

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