i was work and sleep, now i are watching the world series of poker online!
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
#30
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
Doncs fa una estona m'he masturbat una miqueta... i amb el mono que tinc de fumar herba no puc dormir llavors em poso a viciar al lol a veure si em baixen de lliga un altre vegada, petons!
Listen man, I am not a child, man, I'm not a child, man, I'm not pa I do not waste my time. You understand me? That's what makes me lose your people. Whether it's cousin, if you're so brave guy, when you want stay with me, brother. And I do know how they work brother. Here are Walthers, there 38s, brother, there 9mm there anything you want, man. I do not know what you're thinking like this is, compadre, this is the jungle, nigga. Listen to me, is that it is already touching my dick, man, are nonsense, your choir of young children, man, listen to me, you, cousin, to come here to Gable Street No.9, cousin comes. Already come your colleague if so angry that yesterday I was waiting there, compadre, until one-thirty in the evening, brother, and no wine or God. What about your roll, you are so brave, cousin? Well if you are so brave, you come, come true, brother. Yesterday I was with my colleague, cousin and that luckily did not find you, sneak shit, because I was with my colleague hanging around with the car, gun, fagot. Do you who you think you are talking, pipudo? Huh? Ts. And you've had luck, fagot, you have come to good, not to come, because it is that you would have gotten a shot in the knee, clown, you're a clown.
Listen man, I am not a child, man, I'm not a child, man, I'm not pa I do not waste my time. You understand me? That's what makes me lose your people. Whether it's cousin, if you're so brave guy, when you want stay with me, brother. And I do know how they work brother. Here are Walthers, there 38s, brother, there 9mm there anything you want, man. I do not know what you're thinking like this is, compadre, THIS IS THE JUNGLE, nigga. Listen to me, is that it is already touching my dick, man, are nonsense, your choir of young children, man, listen to me, you, cousin, to come here to Gable Street No.9, cousin comes. Already come your colleague if so angry that yesterday I was waiting there, compadre, until one-thirty in the evening, brother, and no wine or God. What about your roll, you are so brave, cousin? Well if you are so brave, you come, come true, brother. Yesterday I was with my colleague, cousin and that luckily did not find you, sneak shit, because I was with my colleague hanging around with the car, gun, fagot. Do you who you think you are talking, pipudo? Huh? Ts. And you've had luck, fagot, you have come to good, not to come, because it is that you would have gotten a shot in the knee, clown, you're a clown.
edit: #34 i hate uuuuuu
today is my day off, so i downloaded some "House M.D." and just was enjoying the tv with my gf.
after the dinner, i came to play some MM and FaceIT.
PS: Sorry for my english
#36 hope u r just b8ing, obv if you are the comment 36...
Yesterday i lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up and I thought i’d stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i’d watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared
Cómo licenciado en filologia inglesa yo le recomendaría a #1 que revise su texto. No está mal escrito pero no todo lo correcto que debería. Si quieres hacer un reto no seas parguela, hazlo bien y estate seguro que nadie te puede superar.
#40 Ni me considero parguela ni mi intención era demostrar mi superioridad en nada.
Pero ahora la curiosidad me mata. Por favor, corrígemelo.
#41 . We had lunch together at around 3 pm and since we didn't have breakfast the lunch was quite abundant.
It's 8 pm now, I just got home and that makes my last 24 hours.
A lo mejor te he corregido mal, pero asi es como yo lo diria.
Edit: Bueno, obviamente no lo diria asi, utilizaria otras palabras y compondria las frases de forma distinta.
#45 Pues mi cerebro de nolicenciadoenfilologíainglesa no es capaz de procesar ese nivel de profundidad en el idioma así que no me meto, igual tienes razón.
Según esto veo difícil escribir en tu "post", pero yo no sé nada: https://www.englishforums.com/English/WhatsDifferenceBetweenThreadPost/cjlkn/post.htm
Mejor aquí, aunque no sea un reto... https://www.mediavida.com/foro/estudios-trabajo/official-thread-to-practise-english-whine-punish-364024
I woke up and I ate my breakfast then I went for a walk with my dog Luna, I arranged my house work and I cooked the lunch after I went to Budapest to take part in my weekly language courses English and Magyar as well I came back home at eleven in the evening.
That's my rubbish english
I woke up in the morning and I was studiying all the fucking day.
I will be your boss in the future so suck my dick nerd.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Listen man, I am not a child, man, I'm not a child, man, I'm not pa I do not waste my time. You understand me? That's what makes me lose your people. Whether it's cousin, if you're so brave guy, when you want stay with me, brother. And I do know how they work brother. Here are Walthers, there 38s, brother, there 9mm there anything you want, man. I do not know what you're thinking like this is, compadre, this is the jungle, nigga. Listen to me, is that it is already touching my dick, man, are nonsense, your choir of young children, man, listen to me, you, cousin, to come here to Gable Street No.9, cousin comes. Already come your colleague if so angry that yesterday I was waiting there, compadre, until one-thirty in the evening, brother, and no wine or God. What about your roll, you are so brave, cousin? Well if you are so brave, you come, come true, brother. Yesterday I was with my colleague, cousin and that luckily did not find you, sneak shit, because I was with my colleague hanging around with the car, gun, fagot. Do you who you think you are talking, pipudo? Huh? Ts. And you've had luck, fagot, you have come to good, not to come, because it is that you would have gotten a shot in the knee, clown, you're a clown.
One drop inna di snow from about seventy-nine
Neva get di chance cause it wasn't my time
An' mi hear yuh dey a foreign an' commit di most crime
An' mek a bag a money when mi couldn't mek a dime
Memba one time gon how yuh used to brag
Benz an' Lexus a wey yuh did have
Clarks and Bally whey yuh got in a bag
Clothes a yuh no wear still have on nametag
Now yuh crash up, now yuh mash up, yuh neva did a plan
Yuh neva bid a check fi lay a foundation, mi holla
Tema cerrado
