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---------------------==SINTOMAS DE ADICCION AL COUNTER==----------------
-Ves un guardia civil por la calle y le preguntas si busca clan.
- Ves al cartero entrar a tu bloque y gritas nervioso "VIENEN POR BASE!!!".
- Suena el despertador y corres a por los alicates para desactivarlo.
- Antes de entrar en un pasillo te mueves de forma sigilosa y ruedas hasta el contenedor mas cercano.
- Cortas los filetes con ataque secundario (y por supuesto sin tenedor).
- Usas script de compra cuando vas al carrefour.
- Jugando al futbol el entrenador te pregunta por que saltas tan raro y le respondes que cojes velocidad.
- Encuentras sitio para bailar en la disco e inmediatamente sueltas "sector clear".
- Cuando vas a tener un orgasmo sueltas "Get out of here its gonna blow!!!".
- Al entrar al irc saludas con: "ynas", "yhola", "yque tal?".
- Mientras comes cambias rapidamente entre cuchara y tenedor.
- Intentas saltar vallas subiendote a la cabeza de tus compañeros.
- Le pones emocion a tus visitas al WC, soltando un rotundo "BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED".
- Le has regalado a tu hermana de 3 años una AK desactivada.
- En los examenes de selectividad escribes tu nick.
- Tienes la costumbre de tirar a canasta gritando "fire in the hole!".
- Cuando ves a la suegra, sueltas "Enemy Spotted!".
- Demuestras tus conocimientos tecnicos acerca de la H&K MP5 Navy y la AK47 delante de tu familia y compañeros.
- Empiezas a creer que las cosas se recojen pasando por encima de ellas.
- Ves un señor en la parada de autobus e instintivamente intentas hacer un admin_vote_kick por camper.
- Ves a un tio de blanco en la puerta de una clinica, te pones delante de el y le haces un +use.
- Después de tu duchita por la mañana intentas hacer el logo del half-life con el desodorante
- Desde que sabes lo que es el wallhack no te la meneas.
- Insistes en hacer un timeleft en medio de clase.
- Supendes un examen e intentas hacer retry.
- Cuando hablas de tu familia te refieres a ella como "tu clan".
- Dejas a tu novia en el altar por que en 2 minutos tienes una partida muy importante.
- Oyes algo de Pavarotti y te da el mono de jugar cs_italy.
- Has pensado seriamente en mapear tu instituto.
- Cuando enciendes la televisión intentas cambiar de cámara.
- Intentas ver el Barça/Madrid en primera persona.
- Se te ha olvidado tu cumpleaños pero te acuerdas de tus 3 WONIDs
- Subes las escaleras de la piscina sin manos y pies.
- Te crees que puedes subir las rampas corriendo.
- Pierdes al parchis y pides demo.
- Entras a un sitio oscuro y te empeñas en subir el gamma y el brightness.
- Jugueteas a tirarte desde el decimo piso, total, te quita 30 o 40 de vida...
- En la discoteca tiras flashbang para tocar el culo a las pavas.
- Cuando invitas a tus amigos compras las cosas y se las tiras al suelo
- Cuando vas a clase le sueltas tu mochila al que va al lado tuya.
- Siempre que tienes 2 euros sueltos vas a la ferreteria a comprar unas tenazas "por lo que pueda pasar...".
- Cada vez ke ves a alguien a lo lejos miras justo debajo para ver si es friend o enemy.
- Estas en la mili y le sueltas al coronel: "vas de pro?".
- Cuando vas tarde a clase recurres al bunny jump.
- Corres de espalda para abrir las puertas hacia ti.
- Jugando al futbol haceis una ronda a cuchillo para ver quien saca o elige campo.
- No sales con los colegas por que estas "de eco round".
- Intentas atracar una tienda rompiendo el cristal con el cuchillo.
