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ya que entrais firmar que el teclao no se desgasta pos ala esa firmica que tanto nos gusta a todos xDDDDD
ya se que mi perfil no es nada interesante pero no me digais que la paya no ta curra jejeje, bueno que disfruteis con mi perfil
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bueno os traduzco pone ''adorar al dios killerjoy porque el es vuestro superior el que os traera la felicidad i demas...pos ya sabeis aplicaros o me cabreare,mi colera caera sobre vosotros xDDDD
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El rula
Nosotros olemos
Vosotros mirais
Ellos con envidia
PaDrE NuEsTrO QuE EsTaS En La HaBaNa,
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CHISTE:
CONSUMO DE ALCOHOL
Sintomas, causas y posibles soluciones:
01.Sintoma: Pies frios y humedos.
Causa: EL vaso esta siendo agarrado en angulo incorrecto.
Solucion: Gira el vaso hasta que la parte abierta quede hacia arriba.
02.Sintoma: Pies calientes y mojados.
Causa: Ya te measte.
Solucion: Ve a secarte al baño mas proximo.
03.Sintoma: La pared de enfrente esta llena de luces.
Causa: Te has caido de espaldas.
Solucion: Posiciona tu cuerpo a 90º con respecto del suelo.
04.Sintoma: Tu boca esta llena de colillas de cigarros.
Causa: Te has caido sobre el cenicero.
Solucion: Escupe todo y enjuagate la boca con otro ron.
05.Sintoma: El suelo esta borroso.
Causa: Estas mirando a traves de un vaso vacio.
Solucion: Mas de tu bebida favorita.
06.Sintoma: El suelo se esta moviendo.
Causa: Estas siendo arrastrado.
Solucion: Pregunta a donde te llevan por lo menos.
07.Sintoma: Reflejo multiple de caras mirandote desde el agua.
Causa: Estas en el water intentando vomitar.
Solucion: Metete el dedo (en la garganta).
08.Sintoma: Oyes que la gente habla produciendo un misterioso eco.
Causa: Tienes el vaso en la oreja.
Solucion: Deja de hacer el payaso.
09.Sintoma: La discoteca se mueve mucho, la gente viste de blanco y la musica es muy repetitiva.
Causa: Estas en una ambulancia.
Solucion: No moverse, posible coma etilico.
10.Sintoma: Tu padre esta muy raro y tus hermanos te miran con curiosidad.
Causa: Te has equivocado de casa.
Solucion: Pregunta si te pueden indicar por donde queda la tuya.
11.Sintoma: Un enorme foco de luz de la discoteca te ciega.
Causa: Estas en la calle tirado y ya es de dia.
Solucion: Cafe y una buena siesta.
Antes de jugar al cs hay ke rezar...
PaDRe NueSTRo Que eSTaS eN CoUnTeR-StRiKe, SaNTiFiCaDo Sea Tu FrAg, VeNGa a NoSoTRoS TuS FpS, HaGaSe Tu HeAdShOt De CoUnTer CoMo De TeRRoR, DaNoS HoY la M4a1-ColT De CaDa Dia Y PeRDoNa a LoS LaMMerS CoMo TaMBieN NoSoTRoS PeRDoNaMoS a LoS TeAmKiLLeR, No NoS DeJeS CaeR eN eL OgC Y LiBRaNoS De ToDo ADMiN.
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Para los Pr0.
Para los players.
Para los campers.
Para los heroes de turno, que lo dan todo a cambio de nada.
Para los que hablan mas que juegan.
Para los chetos, que nunca entendieron el significado del juego.
Para los que no hablan, ganan.
Para los de 56k con ping bajo, peleones.
Para los headshots que desesperan y que no son chetos.
Para el lag.
Para los que escriben.
Para los que leen (gracias, de verdad).
Para los snipers.
Para los reyes de los cibers.
Para los amigos, ese gran tesoro que siempre esta a tu lado.
Para los qu3 h4b14n D3 l4 f0Rm4 L337 t4n R4r4.
Para las novias que aguantan de todo.
Para Media-Vida.
Para los que siempre estan buscando clan.
Para los últimos, que luchan por ser los primeros y no abandonan.
Para los clanes serios con tags acojonantes.
Para los que tiran flashbangs a su equipo "sin querer".
Para los teamkillers (1 vez te ries, 2 no).
Para ellas, víctimas del machismo colectivo.
Para los primeros.
Para los que dejaron el Quake3.
Para los que estuvieron ahí, beta a beta.
Para los que lloran con un: "terrorist win".
Para los que usan tanto la radio que en vez de jugadores se convierten en DjŽs.
Para los clanes de coña con tags graciosos.
Para los mundialmente conocidos.
Para los que vacilan de ser buenos y son unos pkts.
Para los que el juego les tima.
Para los que sudan cuando escuchan eso de: "the bomb has been plantedš.
Para los que no saben perder.
Para los que no piensan, simplemente actúan.
Para los que con 7 balas dan la vuelta al resultado.
Para los que estan ahí día y noche.
Para los que tienen tacticas indescifrables.
Para el lol, que marcó una época.
Para los mappers,programadores,diseñadores... que crearon una vida, una forma de pensar (¿quien lo diría?).
Para los frikis.
Para los que murieron.
Para los que no he nombrado.
Para los que hacen que todo este mundo siga girando.
Para NOSOTROS.
Para mi.
PaRa ToDoS Cs.!
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http://gud.us/en/?killerjoy
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