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Desde Ene '04 Visto Feb '04 Antesquera

AHI LO LLEVAS SURMANOOOOO

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algo sobre mi....

una casa: La mansion del vice city
un país: Jamaica
un pc: Psl computer (picha super larga)
música: NU SKOOL
la mejor fiesta: Todas TODAS TODASSS
nombre femenino:Rogelia
nombre masculino:Ataulfo
una edad: 103
un curro: millonario
un deporte: rally
un ídolo: MARLEY
una amiga: TUPUTAMADRE
una droga: toaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssss
una discoteca: disco idem (cabra)
un vicio: POlen
un hobby: pincha
una telenovela: N
un programa: DOCUMENTALES Y PELICULAS PORNO
otro programa: CRONICAS MARCI
una canción: ES UNA LATA EL TRABAJAR

SAN FERMÍN -Pocholo version, 2003-
Uno de Coca,
Dos de Farlopa,
Tres de Costo,
Cuatro de Speed,
Cinco pastillas,
Seis Amarillas,
Siete Aspirinas y a Dormir.
A Colombia hemos de Ir,
Con Un talego, con un talego
A Colombia hemos de Ir,
Con un talego en la nariz.

  1. Dios es amor.
    el amor es ciego.
    Stevie Wonder es ciego.
    Entonces, Stevie Wonder es Dios.
  2. Nada es mejor que la felicidad eterna.
    Un tomate es mejor que nada.
    Entonces, un tomate es mejor que la felicidad eterna.
  3. Me dijeron que no soy nadie.
    Nadie es perfecto.
    Entonces, yo soy perfecto.
    Pero sólo Dios es perfecto.
    Por tanto, yo soy Dios.
    Pero si Stevie Wonder es Dios,
    yo soy Stevie Wonder> ¡¡¡¡ Coño de la madre, soy ciego!!!
  4. "A quien madruga Dios le ayuda"
    Quien madruga, duerme por la tarde.
    Quien duerme por la tarde, no duerme por la noche.
    Quien no duerme por la noche, sale de fiesta.
    Conclusión: "A quien sale de fiesta Dios le ayuda".
  5. Si yo soy Dios, y por tanto ciego,
    y Dios ayuda a quien sale por la noche, y yo salgo
    por la noche entonces yo me ayudo a mí mismo,
    pero.......
    ¿cómo coño sé que es de noche si soy ciego?

ES MAS FUERTE LA SED QUE EL MIEDO AL VENENO!!!

YO:

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