pelusa

Carta a SantaClaus :

Kerido santa claus, te extrañara q te escriba hoy 26 de diciembre pero kiero aclarar ciertas cosas q me han ocurrido desde q te mande mi carta lleno de ilusiones, en las q te pedia q me trajeras una bicicleta, un tren electriko, una nintendo64 y un par de patines...
Kiero comentarte santaclaus q me mate estudiando todo el año, tanto q no solo fui de los primeros de la clase si no q e sacado puros dieces en el cole, no te voy a engañar, no huvo nadie q se portara mejor q yo ni con sus papas ni con sus hermanitos ni con sus amiguitos ni con sus vecinos: hacia recados sin cobrar ayudaba a los vejecitos a cruzar la carretera y no habia nunca algo q no iciera x mi semejante y sin embargo q huevos los tuyos santa claus es q... dejar debajo del arbolito: una puta peonza, una mierda de trompeta y un maldito par de calcetines... q cagada. Q coño te has creido barrigudo, osea q me porto como un imbecil todo este año para q vengas con una mierda de este calibre y no conforme con eso el maricon del hijo de la vecina q es idiota y sin educacion mal criado desovediente q le grita a su mama a ese tonto de las pelotas le trajiste de todo lo q te pidio x eso ahora kiero q venga un terremoto o algo asi para q nos lleve a la mierda a todos ya q con un santa claus como tu tan inconpetente y falso mejor q nos trague la tierra, pero eso si no dejes de venir el año q viene x ke voy a rebentar a pedradas a tus putos y sarnosos venados empezando x esa mierda de rudolf q tiene nombre de homosexual, les voy a espantar para q tengas q joderte caminando a pie como yo cabron ya q la bicicleta q te pedi era para ir al colegio q keda q tomar x culo de casa. AH! y no kisiera despedirme sin antes mentarte a la madre q te pario, ojala q cuando ayas subido muy alto se te de la vuelta el puto trineo y te pegues una buena... bien x ser tan hijo de puta, pero eso si te advierto q el año q viene vas a saber lo q es un niño malditon poko cabron.

ATENTAMENTE : NANO

Posdata: La peonza, la trompeta y el par de calcetines puedes recojerlos cuando kieras y metertelos x el culo...

Un Saludo a toa la peña de Cs, DoD ...

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