Hola y wellcome to mi perfil de mierda vida jejejej xD. Para empesar kiero deciros k lo de Xenon lo olvideis y me yameis Sephiroth o como kerais jejejeje xD.
Bueno aki os dejo con mi perfil to xano pal coño y espero k firmeis y tbm os dejo mi msn por si kereis agregarme o algo 
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**Supendes un examen e intentas hacer retry
** Jugueteas a tirarte desde el decimo piso, total, te quita 30 o 40 de vida
**- Jugando al futbol haceis una ronda a cuchillo para ver quien saca o elige campo
** Ves al cartero entrar a tu bloque y gritas nervioso "VIENEN POR BASE!!!".
**Te cuentan un chiste y sueltas "lol" o en su defecto "lolazo".
**Cuando vas a tener un orgasmo sueltas "Get out of here its gonna blow!!!".
**En los examenes de selectividad escribes tu nick.
**No sales con los colegas por que estas "de eco round".
** Oyes algo de Pavarotti y te da el mono de jugar cs_italy
**Insistes en hacer un timeleft en medio de clase. -
- Compruebas horrorizado que te responde: ** No time limit **.
**Ves un señor en la parada de autobus e instintivamente intentas hacer un admin_vote_kick por camper -
**Le pones emocion a tus visitas al WC, soltando un rotundo "BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED
** Empiezas a creer que las cosas se recojen pasando por encima de ellas
**En la discoteca tiras flashbang para tocar el culo a las pavas
** Cuando invitas a tus amigos compras las cosas y se las tiras al suelo. -
**- Ves a uno que no falla con la escopetilla de feria y le pides la config
** En tu curriculum figuran todos los clanes por los que has pasado
**Tienes la costumbre de tirar a canasta gritando "fire in the hole!".
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Arma favorita: ak-47
Pistola favorita: USP tactical
Mapa favorito: de_nuke
servidore publicos que frecuenta: Prophet 212.111.50.50
Retraso (ping pa los palurdos ): entre 120-160 ping
Jugador favorito: Rocca de los RDA
Video-frag favorito: Hard clan
resolución: 640x480
fps: 30 -40 Inconstantes
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Van en un vagón de tren una gorda, una rubia guapísima,un
bilbaino y
un madrileño. De repente, el tren se mete en un túnel y se
queda el vagón a
oscuras; entonces se oye un guantazo enorme PLASSS!,
el tren pasa el túnel y vuelve la luz.
Los cuatro pasajeros se quedan pensando en lo que ha podido
ocurrir.
La gorda piensa: "seguro que el bilbaino le ha metido mano a
la rubia, la rubia se ha mosqueado y le ha dado un guantazo".La rubia piensa: "seguro que el bilbaino ha intentado meterme
mano, se ha equivocado y la gorda le ha metido una hostia".El madrileño piensa: "seguro que el bilbaino le ha metido
mano a la rubia, la rubia se ha equivocado y me ha dado la hostia a
mí".El bilbaino piensa: "a ver si llega otro túnel y le meto otra
hostia al madrileño".
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------------------La Frase Mas Vieja Del Counter-Strike xD----------------------
Las balas silban alrededor, los compañeros caen por doquier, la munición escasea, el tiempo se agota, el C4 está a punto de estallar mientras repasas el mecanismo y tu compañero trata de cubrir la zona, era el cable azul, o quizá el rojo, puede que el amarillo...¿Es demasiado para ti? entonces corre y vete a jugar al Quake, anda...
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UN jugador: Rocca
UN Clan: Canary@ProyecT.
UNA web: www.media-vida.net
UN lugar: Canarias
UN Raton: Logitech MX300
UNOS auriculares: Plantronics Audio-90
UN Nick:Zer0, Sephiroth
UN Server: propeth
UNA IP: 212.111.50.50
UN foro: www.media-vida.net
UNA tia: JeNnY
Un vicio:Counter-Strike
UN juego: Counter-Strike
UNA diversion: Counter-Strike
UNA 2º vida: Counter-Strike
UN arma: Knife
UN pueblo: Gáldar
UN ciber: Cachonet
UN Colega: Vampire, Ga[M]er, Meb0, Xer0, Benja, Wackos, Anthrax, Ver0, etc....
UN mapa: de_nuke
UNA pistola: USP
UN Bando: Terrorista
UNA obsesión: Dar xolas
UN videofrag: Hard Clan
UNA opinion: sin silenciador
UNA cancion: SFDK "el liricista en el tejado"
UN todo: ....:::::--Counter-Strike--:::::.....
