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GaN2

#60539 https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eficiencia_energ%C3%A9tica

Luego podemos hablar de población total, cuando los dos países se electrificaron, etc. Todo sin quitarle mérito a China pero la gráfica no significa una puta mierda

newfag

#60537 jajaja eres la polla

gstprz
#60537desu:

a mi no me teneis que engañar, yo he estado en korea, en singapore, en china, en emiratos... y he estado en alemania, en francia y en españa... no me teneis q engañar con bobadas.

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laZAr0

#60526 no quiero discutir demasiado porque nunca he vivido en China y de hecho no he estado en mi vida en China, Hulio. Pero sí es verdad que tengo amigos viviendo allí por más de una década y que me visitan regularmente y me cuentan cómo se vive allí, pero vivir de vivir, de tener familia y trabajo permanente en ciudades como Xiamen o Shangái.

Como tú, alaban las comodidades de vivir en China (para la gente que vive en grandes ciudades y con un buen salario, obviamente), la seguridad en las calles, la limpieza, lo mágico que es AliPay o WeChat, pero a la vez te dicen que no hay país más corrupto que China, porque allí casi todo el mundo, a casi todos los niveles, es sobornable, las leyes aplicables al ciudadano de a pie, existen para quién no paga. Sin ir más lejos, incluso con la ley del hijo único, su vecino ahora tiene 4 hijos, dos suyos y otros dos comprados (comprados de pagarle a un tipo de la montaña una suma de dinero por ellos). También te dicen que toda la población esta controlada y maniatada en parte mediante ese tipo de aplicaciones, y te cuentan casos bastante concretos o cercanos de compañeros de trabajo o familiares a los que el Partido convirtió en parias y mendigos de un día para otro.

Dicho lo cual, esto no impide que el chino promedio, e incluso los inmigrantes como él, vivan bien una vez asumen que eso es así. Como los viejos en España que te dicen que con Franco se vivía mejor, que igualmente puede que sea verdad para el ciudadano medio, pero que no excluye que no hubiese libertad.

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denimH

Venga curritos, a generar PIB

HeXaN

Hoy toca Holocure mientras "presto atención" a reuniones.

Dr_Manhattan

En Chaina
no llega el sonido desesperado del tumulto
que lucha por un mañana incierto,
en Chaina no hay frustración, ni injusticia,
ni violencia, ni sirenas, ni alarmas de coche,
nadie agobiándote
ni locos soltando tacos o meando en la calle,
allí encuentras el silencio,
encuentras la paz, encuentras a Dios

Wei-Yu

si alguno currais en seur arreglad el url shortener que está caído; pedí vinagre balsámico y es de ultimísima importancia saber cómo y dónde está

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Kaledros

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qvlVXamSpQQ

Va a sonar a clickbait pero es verdad, el segundo y el tercero han dado demasiado cerca de la diana para mi gusto XDDD

Wei-Yu

dejando de lado todas las cosas que puedan no gustarme de mi product owner es imposible no pensar que es un amor y un grande

-quiero una feature
+podemos hacerla muy pequeña o grande, pero la pequeña sigue apliando en deuda técnica; la recomendación es convertirla en una feature grande para lidiar con esa deuda
-ok vamos por el camino grande

abrazad a vuestros POs

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HeXaN

#60550 Justo al contrario de la mía jajaja.

Seyriuu

#60550 Eso me pasa en mi trabajo siempre, pero a la inversa, ya lo comenté.

  • Nos piden presupuesto para desarrollar X operativa.
  • Les das el presupuesto en la tecnología micro chachi puntera que quieren. Es muy caro y lo rechazan.
  • Les das el presupuesto en la tecnología anterior a la micro, que es mucho más barata, les parece que la tecnología genera deuda técnica y no la quieren.
  • Te proponen hacerlo con tecnología cara, pero con el presupuesto barato.

Y ahí empiezan los problemas.

spidermanman

Cada vez que os leo doy gracias al cielo por tener ownership completo de mi trabajo xD Trabajáis con deficientes mentales, que pasada

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desu

#60544 tus amigos son unos pobres y desgraciados, la mitad de cosas q cuentas están mal la ley de único hijo hace años q no existe y siempre ha habido excepciones

a China se va a hacerte millonario y crear empresas no a trabajar

confundís sobornos y corrupción con guanxi. colectivismo y comunidad. típico de racistas blancos q se creen superiores y que su mundo moral y ética es aplicable al resto. asqueroso.

L

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Kaledros

#60553 Eh, un respeto. No sólo son deficientes, además son unos ignorantes.

#60550 Mi PO también decidía el scope de las tareas hasta que me dio por preguntar en una reunión con él, medio equipo y el EM que por qué eso no era decisión del EM, que llevaba una hora de reunión claramente haciendo otra cosa mientras tenía la cámara encendida (aunque esto no lo dije), si no era un tema de producto sino de desarrollo.

Empezaron a hablar todos a la vez muy rápido y desde ese momento empecé a tener malas reviews.

Zoko

Yo lo que no entiendo es si China es tan increible, por que no está viviendo allí? Será que no quieren blanquitos sin skill en su país?

Wei-Yu

hace unas semanas me pillé la prueba gratuita de kagi y al final me da los mismos resultados que google pero siendo de pago...

visto lo visto me parece difícil justificar no usar google ahora mismo

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denimH

#60557 DuckDuckGo y tira millas.

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GaN2

#60557

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Dr_Manhattan

#60559 que asco da el vegano, además tiene pinta de oler a mitin de podemos

Wei-Yu

putos tests añades una feature y empiezan a fallar todos, no sé ni para qué los hago si se rompen tan fácil

denimH

No se puede romper si no se testea.

PhDfailer

Finales de Año, la peor fecha de la historia para trabajar en consultora.

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desu


VANKA ZHUKOV, a boy of nine, who had been for three months apprenticed to Alyahin the shoemaker, was sitting up on Christmas Eve. Waiting till his master and mistress and their workmen had gone to the midnight service, he took out of his master's cupboard a bottle of ink and a pen with a rusty nib, and, spreading out a crumpled sheet of paper in front of him, began writing. Before forming the first letter he several times looked round fearfully at the door and the windows, stole a glance at the dark ikon, on both sides of which stretched shelves full of lasts, and heaved a broken sigh. The paper lay on the bench while he knelt before it.

"Dear grandfather, Konstantin Makaritch," he wrote, "I am writing you a letter. I wish you a happy Christmas, and all blessings from God Almighty. I have neither father nor mother, you are the only one left me."

Vanka raised his eyes to the dark ikon on which the light of his candle was reflected, and vividly recalled his grandfather, Konstantin Makaritch, who was night watchman to a family called Zhivarev. He was a thin but extraordinarily nimble and lively little old man of sixty-five, with an everlastingly laughing face and drunken eyes. By day he slept in the servants' kitchen, or made jokes with the cooks; at night, wrapped in an ample sheepskin, he walked round the grounds and tapped with his little mallet. Old Kashtanka and Eel, so-called on account of his dark colour and his long body like a weasel's, followed him with hanging heads. This Eel was exceptionally polite and affectionate, and looked with equal kindness on strangers and his own masters, but had not a very good reputation. Under his politeness and meekness was hidden the most Jesuitical cunning. No one knew better how to creep up on occasion and snap at one's legs, to slip into the store-room, or steal a hen from a peasant. His hind legs had been nearly pulled off more than once, twice he had been hanged, every week he was thrashed till he was half dead, but he always revived.

At this moment grandfather was, no doubt, standing at the gate, screwing up his eyes at the red windows of the church, stamping with his high felt boots, and joking with the servants. His little mallet was hanging on his belt. He was clasping his hands, shrugging with the cold, and, with an aged chuckle, pinching first the housemaid, then the cook.

"How about a pinch of snuff?" he was saying, offering the women his snuff-box.

The women would take a sniff and sneeze. Grandfather would be indescribably delighted, go off into a merry chuckle, and cry:

"Tear it off, it has frozen on!"

They give the dogs a sniff of snuff too. Kashtanka sneezes, wriggles her head, and walks away offended. Eel does not sneeze, from politeness, but wags his tail. And the weather is glorious. The air is still, fresh, and transparent. The night is dark, but one can see the whole village with its white roofs and coils of smoke coming from the chimneys, the trees silvered with hoar frost, the snowdrifts. The whole sky spangled with gay twinkling stars, and the Milky Way is as distinct as though it had been washed and rubbed with snow for a holiday. . . .

Vanka sighed, dipped his pen, and went on writing:

"And yesterday I had a wigging. The master pulled me out into the yard by my hair, and whacked me with a boot-stretcher because I accidentally fell asleep while I was rocking their brat in the cradle. And a week ago the mistress told me to clean a herring, and I began from the tail end, and she took the herring and thrust its head in my face. The workmen laugh at me and send me to the tavern for vodka, and tell me to steal the master's cucumbers for them, and the master beats me with anything that comes to hand. And there is nothing to eat. In the morning they give me bread, for dinner, porridge, and in the evening, bread again; but as for tea, or soup, the master and mistress gobble it all up themselves. And I am put to sleep in the passage, and when their wretched brat cries I get no sleep at all, but have to rock the cradle. Dear grandfather, show the divine mercy, take me away from here, home to the village. It's more than I can bear. I bow down to your feet, and will pray to God for you for ever, take me away from here or I shall die."

Vanka's mouth worked, he rubbed his eyes with his black fist, and gave a sob.

"I will powder your snuff for you," he went on. "I will pray for you, and if I do anything you can thrash me like Sidor's goat. And if you think I've no job, then I will beg the steward for Christ's sake to let me clean his boots, or I'll go for a shepherd-boy instead of Fedka. Dear grandfather, it is more than I can bear, it's simply no life at all. I wanted to run away to the village, but I have no boots, and I am afraid of the frost. When I grow up big I will take care of you for this, and not let anyone annoy you, and when you die I will pray for the rest of your soul, just as for my mammy's.

Moscow is a big town. It's all gentlemen's houses, and there are lots of horses, but there are no sheep, and the dogs are not spiteful. The lads here don't go out with the star, and they don't let anyone go into the choir, and once I saw in a shop window fishing-hooks for sale, fitted ready with the line and for all sorts of fish, awfully good ones, there was even one hook that would hold a forty-pound sheat-fish. And I have seen shops where there are guns of all sorts, after the pattern of the master's guns at home, so that I shouldn't wonder if they are a hundred roubles each. . . . And in the butchers' shops there are grouse and woodcocks and fish and hares, but the shopmen don't say where they shoot them.

"Dear grandfather, when they have the Christmas tree at the big house, get me a gilt walnut, and put it away in the green trunk. Ask the young lady Olga Ignatyevna, say it's for Vanka."

Vanka gave a tremulous sigh, and again stared at the window. He remembered how his grandfather always went into the forest to get the Christmas tree for his master's family, and took his grandson with him. It was a merry time! Grandfather made a noise in his throat, the forest crackled with the frost, and looking at them Vanka chortled too. Before chopping down the Christmas tree, grandfather would smoke a pipe, slowly take a pinch of snuff, and laugh at frozen Vanka. . . . The young fir trees, covered with hoar frost, stood motionless, waiting to see which of them was to die. Wherever one looked, a hare flew like an arrow over the snowdrifts. . . . Grandfather could not refrain from shouting: "Hold him, hold him . . . hold him! Ah, the bob-tailed devil!"

When he had cut down the Christmas tree, grandfather used to drag it to the big house, and there set to work to decorate it. . . . The young lady, who was Vanka's favourite, Olga Ignatyevna, was the busiest of all. When Vanka's mother Pelageya was alive, and a servant in the big house, Olga Ignatyevna used to give him goodies, and having nothing better to do, taught him to read and write, to count up to a hundred, and even to dance a quadrille. When Pelageya died, Vanka had been transferred to the servants' kitchen to be with his grandfather, and from the kitchen to the shoemaker's in Moscow.

"Do come, dear grandfather," Vanka went on with his letter. "For Christ's sake, I beg you, take me away. Have pity on an unhappy orphan like me; here everyone knocks me about, and I am fearfully hungry; I can't tell you what misery it is, I am always crying. And the other day the master hit me on the head with a last, so that I fell down. My life is wretched, worse than any dog's. . . . I send greetings to Alyona, one-eyed Yegorka, and the coachman, and don't give my concertina to anyone. I remain, your grandson, Ivan Zhukov. Dear grandfather, do come."

Vanka folded the sheet of writing-paper twice, and put it into an envelope he had bought the day before for a kopeck. . . . After thinking a little, he dipped the pen and wrote the address:

To grandfather in the village.

Then he scratched his head, thought a little, and added: Konstantin Makaritch. Glad that he had not been prevented from writing, he put on his cap and, without putting on his little greatcoat, ran out into the street as he was in his shirt. . . .

The shopmen at the butcher's, whom he had questioned the day before, told him that letters were put in post-boxes, and from the boxes were carried about all over the earth in mailcarts with drunken drivers and ringing bells. Vanka ran to the nearest post-box, and thrust the precious letter in the slit. . . .

An hour later, lulled by sweet hopes, he was sound asleep. . . . He dreamed of the stove. On the stove was sitting his grandfather, swinging his bare legs, and reading the letter to the cooks. . . .

By the stove was Eel, wagging his tail.

HeXaN

Imaginad si nosotros aguantamos, lo que tiene que aguantar su santa madre con el bicho todo el día metido en casa.

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PhDfailer

#60565 es una bendita

desu

#60565 Quien te ha hecho tanto daño? Un abrazo, lo necesitas.

Firmado, un amigo.

Desu.

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desu
Kaledros

Esto es el repo de un CV online. Una sola página con datos, skills, experiencia y poco más. No carga nada, no llama a ningún sitio, no hace nada más que pintar texto y colorines:

Es el enterprise fizzbuzz en forma de web.

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Konishi

#60569 sinceramente no veo el problema. Aunque a primera vista lo consideres "sobreingeniera" por ser una landing page, por la estructura parece que más o menos sabe como se espera organizar un proyecto más grande.

Por hacer una comparación, si tienes un proyecto de API CRUD simple para mostrar en vez de la típica prueba de 2h, querrás dejar claro que entiendes como se dene organizar un proyecto más complejo, aunque sea pasarse para lo que hace en la práctica.

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