eso es porque nos aburrimos en el curro gaaraz, que vida mas triste, verdad stepanak, jajajajajaajjaja
creo que algunos necesitais cambiaros el teclado por este...
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la jumanidad lo agradeceria, o mejor una lapidacion fecal... estoy indeciso...
Realmente aun no es seguro ya que el acusado todavia no se a atrevido a pronunciarse, (y el que calla otorga)
tenemos a un nuevo moderador
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JOJOJOJOJOJO no desperdiciais ni un momento y encima cada uno a lo suyo, el vinilister contando un chiste (un poco malo, la verdad) el brujo que reclama mis servicios porque kiere poner varias denuncias, la reina de hielo que dice que es Dios, ICE buscando pcw........
Si os dais cuenta los culebrones de MV son cada vez mas grandes, en el proximo esperar algo al estilo "caso malaya"
No si al final tendremos que disponer de un servicio juridico completo. (PROXIMO NEGOCIO BUFET DE ABOGADOS MV xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
#164...pues te cuento uno mejor xDDDD
Un fontanero en un juicio que estaba acusado por blasfemar en casa de una clienta, la cual lo habia denunciado por eso...blasfemias y tal...Ke si me cago en d, la virgen p, me cago en todos los s****.
Llega el turno del acusado de subir al estrado y el juez le pregunta....Cuente usted por favor los hechos sucedidos.
-Pues nada señor juez, nos encontrabamos en casa de esta clienta mi ayudante y yo reparandolemla cisterna del water...y me entraron ganas de mear. Al chikillo lo habia mandao soldar con estaño la bajante y estaba encima mio...Saque mi miembro viril para comenzar el meo y al niño le dije que tuviese cuidao con la soldadura...y cuando llevaba un rato evacuando...al niño le chorreo un poco de estaño fundido el cual dio la casualidad que me cayo en el pene...y yo solo le dije...
nene, ten un pokito de mas cuidao, que mira donde me has dao.
