Articulo de España en la AntiWikipedia

AjAjAjAjA xD tengo k confesar k me he reido pero no es k me considere un enano dessos k dicen k somos...
Nos han Owneao lo giri!!

como dijo un amigo mio una vez
"Nazi Rojo comunista de mierda..."
Totalmente Veridico...

Me he meado de la risa xdddddddddd

se pueden editar los comentarios! xD

mirar lo que le ha hecho uno al de holanda xD http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Holland

Language

TU PUTA MADRE

National Organisations

T.N.E.S.L.P.P.T.A.So -- National Childhood Development Association

P.P. -- Party Party

P.S.O.E. -- Party Sarty Oarty Earty

I.U. -- Ilusionists United!

A.V.T. -- Associated Vivid Terrorists

U.N.E.D. -- Utopic and Neglected Educationers Domain

MV -- Manolos y Vuitres

Seguuuuuuuro que lo ha hecho un guiri

x eso mismo, q aora puedo coger yo y poner a pozi como personaje famoso

• "¿Tragas o escupes?" -- Do you work or study?

con eso si que ownearia un guiri a una tia

#15 lo de PSOE sk por cada letra le sigue "arty" de "party" k es fiesta... algo asi como k siempre stan de fiestas j0j0j0j0j0 eso es lo k entiendo :S

Politics

Spain is an Incontinental Monarchy. The gentle giant Franco is the nominal ruler, but actual power remains in the hands of the High Council of Dwarvern War Priests (or, as it is known in Spain, El "Gran Concilio de los Señores Enanos de la Guerra" or GCSEG).

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"Gambitero" XDD

"Estamous trabajandou en ellou"

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Gallic Wars Retreated and Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Year War Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who during a retreat inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

Italian Wars Lost. France accidentally retreats in the wrong direction and surrenders therefore becoming the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

Thirty Year War France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway so they surrender. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Revolution Tied. Frenchmen retreated and took to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War Tied. Retreated Gallantly.

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War Lost, but claimed as a retreating tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

War of the Spanish Succession Retreated and Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

American Revolution In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though all they did was retreat before even engaging the enemy and let the English colonists see nearly all of the action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

French Revolution Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French and beat them in the race to retreat and surrender first.

The Napoleonic Wars Surrendered to a retreating force. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. Russian soldiers in Paris create the word bistro.

World War I Retreating and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

World War II Lost and retreating to all points of a compass. Surrendered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina Lost. French forces retreat pleading sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

Algerian Rebellion Lost. French Foreign legion's retreat here Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

War on Terrorism France, keeping in mind its recent history, retreats and surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France retreats?"

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."

Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you."

"The French are Pussies"

~ Oscar Wilde on France
the only war that the french have one was agianst the french

During the Battle of the Bulge, France earned the honour of being the only nation to surrender 4 times during a single battle.

Last week, a German guy was crowned Emperor of France. He forgot to set the parking brake on his car one night and it rolled across the border, thinking this was a military invasion the French surrendered and and crowned him.

omg, bordao

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ESTE LO ROMPE

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Fidel Castro is the king of the Caribbean, similar to Santa Claus is many aspects. Both have a beard, love red and rule with an iron fist. Fidel Castor owns a magical island where his slave elves produce cigars.

Fidel is extremely wealthy ever since he stole a $1,000,000,000,000 bill from C. Montgomery Burns.

Sobre galicai:

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The mythic galician warrior Breogan was the first human in the earth able to eat an octopus at the party or pulpo a feira, what caused admiration and fearness among all his followers. He decided to eat the 7 legs of the animal, which lately became in the 7 crosses of the Galician coat of arms.

It is believed that Breogan, after returning from a trip to Ireland, he used the 8th one to build the Hercules Tower, which is one of the newest monuments in the city of A Corunha. Other theories suggest that the 8th leg of the octopus was used as a penis to make suffer his enemies (spaniards and asturians).

Darth Vader (May 24, 1848—June 18, 2003) was born as Jesus Skywalker (referring to his ability to fly across star systems; no relation to Jesus), via asexual reproduction. He was the only spawn of Qui-Gon-Jinn, a legendary intergalactic televangelist who made millions on the planet Naboo curing toasters of their toasting abilities before his untimely death following an unfortunate accident involving tissue paper and uranium.